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WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 21, 1998
We learn only what we do;
And what we do, we become.
in the ways you desire to have
as part of your personality.
- Virginia Voeks
Shared by Tara Benson via INSPIRE http://www.infoadvn.com/inspire/
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
No Church's ultimate effectiveness will be greater than the level of its corporate prayer life.
No Church's corporate prayer life will be greater than the personal prayer lives of its believers.
No Believer's personal prayer life will be greater than the level of his or her own spiritual life.
No Believer's spiritual life will rise to stay above the level of his or her own personal, regular, daily time of worship with God.
- Author Unknown
Shared by Larry Reed
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
MOM'S DICTIONARY DAFFYNITIONS Part 2 of 4
JOY RIDE: Going somewhere without the kids.
JUNK: Dad's stuff.
KETCHUP: The sea of tomato-based goop kids use to drown the dish that Mom spent hours cooking and years perfecting to get the seasoning just right.
KISS: Mom medicine.
LAKE: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so.
LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.
LIE: An "exaggeration" Mom uses to transform her child's paper-mache volcano science project into a Nobel Prize-winning experiment and a full-ride scholarship to Harvard.
LOSERS: See "Kids' Friends"
MAKEUP: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush, etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp."
MILK: A healthful beverage which kids will gladly drink once it's turned into junk food by the addition of sugar and cocoa.
"MOMMMMMMM!": The cry of a child on another floor who wants something.
MUSH: 1) What a kid loves to do with a plateful of food. 2) Main element of Mom's favorite movies.
NAILS: A hard covering on the end of the finger, which Mom can never have a full set of due to pitching for batting practice, opening stubborn modeling clay lids and removing heat ducts to retrieve army men and/or doll clothing.
OCEAN: What the bathroom floor looks like after bath night for kids, assorted pets, two or three full-sized towels and several dozen toy boats, cars and animals.
OPEN: The position of children's mouths when they eat in front of company.
OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
PANIC: What a mother goes thru when the darn wind-up swing stops.
Shared by Adam's Smile List http://smilezone.com
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Actual statements about car accidents, written on insurance forms by the
driver in question:
a. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
b. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
c. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
Shared by Don Henry
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented July 16, 1969, makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. - Steamin' Heap o' Facts, The Oregonian