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WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 29, 1998

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain

Shared by INSPIRE http://www.infoadvn.com/inspire/


The whole being of any Christian is Faith and Love... Faith brings the man to God, love brings him to men. - Martin Luther (1483-1546)

Shared by Christian Quotation of the Day http://www.gospelcom.net/cqod/cqodlist.htm

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder.

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Shared by Kitty's Daily Mews http://www.katscratch.com/mews.html


A policeman pulls over a car load of nuns....

Policeman: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Policeman: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.

At this point the Policeman looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Policeman: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."

Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

Shared by Sharon Unger

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

Seven odd American city names: Panic, Pa; Okay, Okla.; Frankenstein, Mo.; Toad Suck, Ark.; Two Egg, Fla.; Muck City, Ala.; Ding Dong, Texas. - Uncle Edgester's Top 7 List, The Oregonian

Shared by Barbara Henry

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