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WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 29, 1998
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain
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~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
The whole being of any Christian is Faith and Love... Faith brings the man to God, love brings him to men. - Martin Luther (1483-1546)
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~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder.
What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Shared by Kitty's Daily Mews http://www.katscratch.com/mews.html
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
A policeman pulls over a car load of nuns....
Policeman: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Policeman: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.
At this point the Policeman looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Policeman: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
Shared by Sharon Unger
Seven odd American city names: Panic, Pa; Okay, Okla.; Frankenstein, Mo.; Toad Suck, Ark.; Two Egg, Fla.; Muck City, Ala.; Ding Dong, Texas. - Uncle Edgester's Top 7 List, The Oregonian
Shared by Barbara Henry