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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 19, 1998
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
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~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
Circumstances of birth can make a big difference in life. ... Remember, however, that wherever birth has placed you on the socioeconomic ladder, that at the cross and at the grave all humanity is on the same level. - Garrie F. Williams
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE OVER THE HILL WHEN... Part 2 of 2
26. Your social security number only has three digits.
27. You keep repeating yourself.
28. You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
29. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
30. You go to a Garden Party and you're mainly interested in the garden.
31. You find your mouth making promises your body can't keep.
32. The waiter asks how you'd like your steak...and you say "pureed."
33. At parties you attend, "regularity" is considered the topic of choice.
34. You start beating everyone else at trivia games.
35. You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.
36. Your back goes out more than you do.
37. You keep repeating yourself.
38. Cafeteria food starts tasting GOOD.
39. You refer to your $2500 stereo system as "The Hi-Fi."
40. You make it a point to attend all the RV shows that come to town.
41. You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up.
42. Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
43. Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
44. The clothes you've put away until they come back in style...come back in style.
45. All of your favorite movies are now revised in color.
46. The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
47. You keep repeating yourself.
48. You have more hair in your ears and nose than your head.
49. You wear black socks with sandals.
50. You take a metal detector to the beach.
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~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
During a children's sermon the pastor asked the children what "Amen" means. A little boy raised his hand and said: "It means - tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks!"
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Medical science has determined that attitude influences susceptibility to disease, especially infection by bacterial agents. People who, by their nature, are cheerful and upbeat are less prone to illness than are those who are consistently grumpy malcontents. Thus, the surly bird gets the germ.
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[It takes science a while to prove some old principles. Such as Proverbs 17:22 - Richard]