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WITandWISDOM(tm) - June 24, 1998
Anger is just one letter short of danger.
(Shared by Tatyana Ogbe via Keith's Mostly Clean Humor & Weird List KSullivan@worldnet.att.net)
If our need had been information, God would have sent us an educator. If our need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist. If our need had been money, God would have sent us an economist. If our need had been pleasure, God would have sent us an entertainer. But our greatest need was forgiveness, so God sent us a Savior. - Author Unknown
(Shared by Jenny Rosema)
THIS & THAT:
ANAGRAMS - When you rearrange the letters in a word(s) to make new ones.
Dormitory = Dirty Room
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Astronomer = Moon Starer
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left
planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
(Shared by Sherry D. Scott)
A well worn dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty arrived at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to the shredder they struck up a conversation. The twenty reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway and even a cruise from Miami."
"Wow!" said the single, "you really have gotten around."
"So tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
"Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church . . ."
And the twenty says, "What's a church?"
(Shared by Owen Lorian via MONDAY FODDER by Dave in Hong Kong firstname.lastname@example.org)
Did you know that rearranging the letters of "Clint Eastwood" gives "Old West action" and "William Shakespeare", "I am a weakish speller"??!
Now you can find out what lurks within the letters of YOUR name, or that of your boss, employer or anything else you want!
Visit http://www.genius2000.com/anagram.html. It is free. - Richard Wimer