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~~~~~~~ WIT and WISDOM - March 1, 1999
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Rabbi Julius Gordon
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~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
We need no wings to go in search of Him, but have only to find a place where we can be alone. - St Teresa of Avila
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~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
ACTUAL PERSONALS FROM ISRAELI NEWSPAPERS
Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house.
Shul gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write.
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan!
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
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~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
One evening a preschooler, Kristel, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Kristel asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?" Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of the house." But Kristel added "Cause Mommy put you in charge, huh Daddy?"
(Kitty's Daily Mews
Did You Know THIS about These CREATURES?
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
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