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~~~~~~~ WITandWISDOM™ - March 25, 1999
"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping." - Claudius Claudianus
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~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
Submitted by Sue Archer
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90'S
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted."
You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades, and hearts] are all played on your computer.
Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
Your friend's daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
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~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
A minister who always read his sermons placed his manuscript on the pulpit about 30 minutes before the service. One young member of the congregation removed the last page.
Preaching vigorously, the minister came to the words, "So Adam said to Eve. . ." and turned the page to find to his horror the final page was missing. He gained a little time by repeating "So Adam said to Eve. . ." then, in a low voice, which the microphone carried to every part of the church, he added, "there seems to be a leaf missing."
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