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WITandWISDOM(tm) - September 24, 1999

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"It is better to train ten people, than to do the work of ten people. But it is harder." - Moody

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During the devastating earthquakes in Kobe, Japan, an American newscaster did a short piece on a Japanese woman who set up a makeshift store out of boxes selling flashlights and batteries. When the commentator asked why she wasn't selling these essential items for more than the regular price, the woman answered, "Why would I want to profit from someone else's suffering?"

(E-zine: INSPIRATION A DAY! Mailto:jhinds@technologist.com)

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water . . . The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The agenda was adopted . . . the minutes were approved . . . the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch
Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference:
"The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes Meals."

"Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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Sorry friends, but I liked this one. - Richard :)

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", to which the lady replied "Yes". "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing".

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~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:


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