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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 1, 2000 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved. - Marcus Antonius (E-zine: INSPIRE http://www.infoadvn.com/inspire/) ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: A little girl had great desire to join the church and the Pastor asked if she had experienced a change of heart. She answered "Yes." "Were you a sinner before?" "Yes." "Are you a sinner now?" Again she answered, "Yes." "Well then, what's the difference?" After a brief moment of thought she said, "Before I was a converted to Christ, I was a sinner running after sin; now, I am a sinner running away from sin." (E- zine: TIDBITS DAILY DEVOTIONAL http://members.aol.com/champ7/Tidbits.htm ) ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: - Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - I don't eat snails . . . I prefer FAST food. - We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. - The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. -A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. (Frank Morris via E-zine: MONDAY FODDER Mailto:dgaufaaa@iohk.com?subject=Subscribe_Monday_Fodder) ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: One Liners: If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church. I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Theory of relativity: The more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes. (E-zine: JOKES EVERY DAY Mailto:join-jokeseveryday@lists.dundee.net) ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: SUPER BOWL FACTOIDS In the USA - more toilets flush at half time than any other time of the year. Super Bowl Sunday is the most popular party day of the year - surpassing New Year's Eve. It is also the slowest weekend for weddings. Super Bowl Monday sales of antacids increase by more than 20% over other Mondays. Dominos Pizza sales typically double on Super Bowl Sunday. Last year Americans ate more than 8.5 million pounds of tortilla chips on this day. (E-zine: KITTY'S DAILY MEWS Mailto:kittysdailymews- subscribe@topica.com) |