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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 1, 2000

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved. - Marcus Antonius

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A little girl had great desire to join the church and the Pastor asked if she had experienced a change of heart. She answered "Yes."

"Were you a sinner before?"


"Are you a sinner now?"

Again she answered, "Yes."

"Well then, what's the difference?"

After a brief moment of thought she said, "Before I was a converted to Christ, I was a sinner running after sin; now, I am a sinner running away from sin."

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~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

- Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

- It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

- I don't eat snails . . . I prefer FAST food.

- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

-A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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One Liners:

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.

I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Theory of relativity: The more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.

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~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:


In the USA - more toilets flush at half time than any other time of the year.

Super Bowl Sunday is the most popular party day of the year - surpassing New Year's Eve. It is also the slowest weekend for weddings.

Super Bowl Monday sales of antacids increase by more than 20% over other Mondays.

Dominos Pizza sales typically double on Super Bowl Sunday.

Last year Americans ate more than 8.5 million pounds of tortilla chips on this day.

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