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WITandWISDOM(tm) - July 3, 2001
Just in time for Independence Day, the Old Farmer's Almanac comes up with this advice: "If you want to be safe on the Fourth, don't buy a fifth on the Third." I'll second that.
Jean Godden (July 4, 1999), Copyright © 1999 Seattle Times Company
Source: Keith's Mostly Clean Humor, (Discontinued) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/McHawList
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
A successful businessman, addressing the commercial club of his city, told a story in his after-dinner speech. It was the story of a boy named Jim, who was an orphan and the laughing stock of the whole town. He was twelve years old, slim and undersized. He never remembered having a kind word spoken to him in his whole life. He was accustomed to harsh words, suspicion, and rebuffs, and as a result became a shrinking, pitiful little figure, dodging people. And the more he dodged people, the more suspicious they became.
The only earthly possession of which Jim could boast was a dog that cringed and shrank almost as much as his master and was as much hated. Jim was not cruel to his dog except in words - and that is really the worst form of cruelty, even to a dog. A harsh, unkind word can cause more misery, heartache, and anguish than actual physical cruelty. A cruel, unkind tongue cuts like a sword.
One day as Jim walked down the street, he saw a bundle slip from the overloaded arms of a little lady just in front of him. As she stooped to pick it up, the others rolled down. Jim sprang to her assistance, gathering up the bundles and replacing them in her arms. "Thank you, dear; you are a nice little boy," she said kindly, and went on her way after giving him a bright smile.
Jim was amazed; a queer choky feeling passed over him. These were the first kind words he had ever heard in his whole twelve years of existence. He stood and stared after her. He knew that she was the busy little dressmaker who lived in a small cottage on the outskirts of town. He watched her until she was out of sight, then he whistled to Tige and made straight for the woods and a stream that wound around the town.
He sat down on the bank of the stream and did some thinking. "Thank you, dear; you are a nice little boy," he pondered.
"Come here, Tige," he commanded, and Tige slunk to his feet. Then Jim lowered his voice in imitation of the little faded lady and said, "You are a nice little dog." The effect on Tige was electrical. He pricked up his ears, and if a dog could stand at attention, Tige did. "Uhum! Even a dog likes it," said Jim. "Well, Tige, I don't blame you; it is nice. I won't holler at you anymore." Tige wagged his tail joyously.
The boy continued to think, and the dog sat and watched him. Finally the boy pulled from the odds and ends in his pockets a piece of broken mirror and looked at himself. He saw nothing but grime and dirt, the accumulation of many days. He went down to the water's edge and scrubbed it off carefully, almost painfully. Then he looked again. He scarcely recognized himself. He was surprised. He stood erect and looked up instead of down for the first time since he could remember. He distinctly liked the sensation. A feeling of self-respect awoke within his being. Ambition sprang full-grown into life. At that moment the course of his life was changed; a determination to be worthy of the kind words spoken to him by the little dressmaker, and to pass them on, took possession of his soul.
After telling this story of Jim, the orphan boy, the speaker paused; and then he electrified the audience by saying, "Gentlemen, I was that boy. This city--your city, my city--was that little town of forty years ago. Our plant stands upon the spot where that gentle woman stood when she implanted in my life the first seed of kindness. She sleeps out yonder in what was then the cemetery of a country church. As a tribute to her memory I have told you this story."
Oh, that all of us would learn the lesson: "Be ye kind." What transforming power it has!
By Adlai Albert Esteb, These Times, July 1965
Source: These Times, Copyright (c) July 1965, Pacific Press, http://www.pacificpress.com/signs
Submitted by Dale Galusha
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
The Scarborough, ME, USA, Police Department is missing 297 of its 300 traffic cones.
On his historic flight across the Atlantic, Charles Lindbergh's average speed was about 108 mph.
In Tokyo, you can buy horseradish ice cream.
There are 288,497 Johanssons in Sweden.
According to the National Weather Service, this was the first winter in recorded weather history that the temperature in Anchorage, Alaska, USA, didn't dip below zero even once.
Goodyear has unveiled the world's first tire made from corn.
The largest hailstone on record was 17.5 inches in circumference and weighed more than 2 pounds.
Fish can get seasick.
From: Trivia Time; The Chicago Sun-Times; AM News Abuse; "Off-Kilter" by Roy Rivenburg, Creators Syndicate offkilter.org; Maxim magazine; FHM; Stuff; The National Weather Service; Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader
Source: The Oregonian, Copyright (c) April 17, 2001, http://www.oregonian.com/
Submitted by Barbara Henry
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers, and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.
As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
Submitted by Susan Giovannoni, Ron Watterly
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00 - 09 July 23
10 - 19 July 30
20 - 29 August 6
30 - 39 August 13
40 - 49 August 20
50 - 59 August 27
60 - 69 September 3
70 - 79 September 10
80 - 89 September 17
90 - 99 September 24
Source: Mario Romilio, e1040 customer service, http://e1040.com, 800-531-5166.
Submitted by John L. Bechtel