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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 7, 2002
"Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?" - Frank Scully
Source: Clean Hewmor, mailto:clean-hewmor- email@example.com
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
A Christian once visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there." the farmer said. "I know old so and so church goer who claims to be a Christian and So and So who attends church there who claims to be a Christian and they don't live any differently from me. I'm as good as they are."
Everywhere the farmer went he told about the hypocrites in that Church. Months passed and the Christian brother went to see the farmer again.
"I want to buy a hog", said the Christian. The farmer showed all his best hogs to him. Then they came to the runt. "I believe I will take that one" the, Christian said. BUT you don't want that one. He's the worst runt to the litter. "I sure do" said the Christian. So they loaded the runt in the truck. "Now," said the Christian "what if I take this pig here from your farm and ride all over this area telling folks that this is the kind of hogs you raise?"
"That's not fair!" the farmer exclaimed. "I have some nice hogs and you want to show people that runt?!"
To which the Christian replied, "If it's fair for the church it's fair for the hogs!"
Source: Monday Fodder mailto:dgauf firstname.lastname@example.org?subject=Subscribe_Monday_Fodder
Subjects: Hypocrites, Judging, Criticism
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
What a Difference 30 Years Make
1970: Rolling Stones
2000: Kidney stones
1970: Being called into the principal's office
2000: Calling the principal's office
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1970: Passing the drivers test
2000: Passing the vision test
Submitted by John L. Hoh, Jr., http://www.geocities.com/brandedhand/
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Subjects: Reminiscing, Aging
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for the rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. - Erwin Knoll
Source: Peter's Pearls, http://www.peterspearls.com.au
Subjects: Truth, News
"HOT KEY" to Your Favorite Web Site:
For quick access to your most-used Web sites, in Windows Explorer, go to C:\Windows\Favorites folder and find the site in your Favorites list. Right-click on it and choose properties. Under the Internet Shortcut folder tab, you'll see the site's address next to Target URL and next to Shortcut key you should see None. Replace "None" with any desired letter you wish to make a hotkey and click OK. You'll now need only to press Ctrl+Alt+ and the letter that you designated to automatically open your browser to that web site. Make sure the hot key you designate is unique; that is, not in use by another application.
From: Neat Net Tricks, http://www.NeatNetTricks.com
Source: Web Evangelism, http://www.gospelcom.net/guide/web- evangelism.html#web
Subjects: Computer Tips