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WITandWISDOM(tm) - November 1, 2002 ISSN 1538-8794 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Ghandi Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: "Senior" version of "Jesus Loves Me" Jesus loves me, this I know Though my hair is white as snow Though my sight is growing dim Still He bids me trust in Him. (chorus) Yes, Jesus loves me yes, Jesus loves me Yes. Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so. Though my steps are oh, so slow. With my hand in His I'll go On through life, let come what may He'll be there too lead the way (chorus) Yes, Jesus loves me yes, Jesus loves me Yes. Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so. Though I am no longer young, I have much which He's begun Let me serve Christ with a smile. Go with other's the extra mile (chorus) Yes, Jesus loves me yes, Jesus loves me Yes. Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so. When the nights are dark and long, In my heart He puts a song, Telling me in words so clear, "Have not fear, for I am near." (chorus) Yes, Jesus loves me yes, Jesus loves me Yes. Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so. When my work on earth is done, And life's vic'tries have been won He will take me home above, Then I'll understand His love (chorus) Yes, Jesus loves me yes, Jesus loves me Yes. Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so. I love Jesus, does He know? Have I ever told Him so? Jesus loves to hear me say That I love Him every day. Submitted by Bill Summerton ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. THREE - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. FOUR - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. FIVE - All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. SIX - If all is not lost, where is it? SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. EIGHT - These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter. NINE - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few. TEN - Kids in the back seat cause accidents. ELEVEN - The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. TWELVE - It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. THIRTEEN - The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. FOURTEEN - When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? FIFTEEN - Funny, I still don't remember being absent minded. Submitted by Sherri Rimmer ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke." Source: Kitty's Daily Mews, Copyright (c) 1997-2002 All rights reserved worldwide, http://www.katscratch.com/ ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Got a Church Site? Planning One? There are some key proven strategies which enable a church website to reach into the community and beyond. Churches who use these are reporting encouraging results. The Web Evangelism Guide's churches section tells you how. The Guide also covers many other aspects of effective online communication, writing and webmaster tips, page promotion, and offers the twice-monthly Web Evangelism Bulletin. It can even be syndicated directly into your own website. http://www.web-evangelism.com/resources/church-pages.php Submitted by Tony Whittaker |