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WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 24, 2003
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." - William Faulkner
Source: Quotes of the Day, mailto:email@example.com?subject=Subscribe_Quotes_of_the_Day
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
A Thousand Ways
God has a thousand ways
Where I can see not one;
When all my means have reached their end
Then His have just begun.
By Esther Guyot
Source: The Timothy Report, Copyright (c) 2003 Swan Lake Communications, http://www.swanlake.twoffice.com
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
Sometimes Things Go Wrong . . .
Here are some "Murphy's Laws for Churches."
Video projectors always work before the program begins.
The probability of the preacher tripping over the mike cord is greater on "Bring A Friend" Sunday than any other week.
The largest Bible Class will show up when the teacher feels his/her worst.
No matter how many bulletins you print, you'll always need one more.
A member living 15 miles away will be 15 minutes early; members living two blocks will be 15 minutes late.
The shorter the agenda, the longer the business meeting.
When you answer the Bible teacher's question right, nobody remembers; when you are wrong, nobody forgets.
The furnace only fails when the outside temperature is more than 20 degrees below zero.
Source: Thought For The Day, http://tftd.faithsite.com/
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders.
As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on. Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison! Stop that!"
"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."
Source: Good, Clean Funnies, http://www.slonet.org/~tellswor
Dear Computer Lady,
When my computer starts up, a box comes up saying to enter Network Password, I have a Gateway computer. I always click on ok and it goes away. I have no password or need one. How do I get this window to stop coming up? - C
To stop your computer asking you for a password, follow these directions:
1. On your desktop, right click on "Network Neighborhood" (Or "My Network Places"), and then click on "Properties".
2. In the Network properties window, click on the "Configuration" tab and look halfway down the page to the "Primary Network Logon" section.
3. Using the drop down list, change the primary network logon to "Windows Logon" and click "OK".
4. You will be prompted to re-boot your computer for the changes to take effect.
Source: Computer Lady Newsletter, http://www.freepctech.com/computerlady.shtml