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WITandWISDOM(tm) - September 24, 2003
It is not what you do for your children but what you have taught them to do for themselves that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
As seen on a church sign…
Will the road that you're traveling on get you to my place? - God
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~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
Upon completing Army Airborne training at Fort Benning, GA., I was granted leave and waited at the local airport for my flight.
A teen-ager approached and told me that he was about to go into basic training. Eyeing my dress-green uniform and Airborne wings, he exclaimed, "Wow! You actually jumped out of an airplane?"
"No," I sheepishly admitted. "I was pushed five times."
Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Pvt. Kenneth M. Busler
Source: DailyInBox: Reader's Digest CyberSmiles, http://dailyinbox.com/rd/
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Mary and Jill decided to split a can of Diet Coke during break. Mary opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into Jill's glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.
"Only one calorie per can," she read aloud.
"Hmm," murmured Jill. "I wonder which glass has the calorie?"
Source: Colorado Comments, http://coloradocomments.com/
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