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WITandWISDOM(tm) - December 12, 2005
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Source: Carol's Thought for Today, http://users.adelphia.net/~mrs.carol


"I Saw Jesus Last Week"

He was wearing blue jeans and an old shirt.
He was up at the church building.
He was alone and working hard.
For just a minute he looked a little like one of our members...

But it was Jesus,
I could tell by his smile.

I saw Jesus last Sunday.
He was teaching a Bible Class.
He didn't talk real loud or use long words, But you could tell he believed what he said.
For just a minute, he looked like my Sunday School teacher...

But it was Jesus,
I could tell by his loving voice.

I saw Jesus yesterday.
He was at the hospital visiting a friend who was sick.
They Prayed together quietly.
For just a minute he looked like Brother Jones...

But it was Jesus,
I could tell by the tears in his eyes.

I saw Jesus this morning.
He was in my kitchen making breakfast and fixing me a special lunch.
For just a minute he looked like my mom...

But it was Jesus,
I could feel the love from his heart.

I saw Jesus everywhere.
Taking food to the sick.
Welcoming others to his home.
Being friendly to a newcomer and for just a minute I think he's someone I know...

But it's always Jesus,
I can tell by the way he serves.

May someone see Jesus in you today.
Author Unknown

Source: The Inspired Buffalo, mailto:the-inspired-buffalo-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

What Are You Driving At?

In Manchester, N.H., a man just released from the hospital was waiting outside when his 84-year- old mother drove into the hospital driveway to pick him up but accidentally gunned it and ran over him. He was readmitted and listed in good condition.

Meanwhile, in Fort Myers, Fla., an 81-year-old woman preparing to take a test drive at a car dealership hit her husband, a salesman, another car and a tree before running into a wall.

Source: The Oregonian, Copyright (c) May 30, 2005, http://www.oregonian.com/

Submitted by Barbara Henry


While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine," I said.

"Oh, good," she continued. "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"

Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

When I was doing my accounting degree my advisor was bemoaning the fact that several people with various degrees in the liberal arts were going through the accounting program and wiping the floor with the business majors. He was puzzled why people who study all that fuzzy stuff could do so well. I merely said, "Starts with the ability to learn by reading." James Joyce

Submitted by R P Cly

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