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WITandWISDOM(tm) - August 17, 2006
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." - Albert Schweitzer

Submitted by Lorraine

~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:

Cell Phone vs. The Bible

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones.

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?

What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?

What if we flipped through it several times a day?

What if we used it to receive messages?

What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?

What if we gave it to kids as gifts?

What if we used it as we traveled?

What if we used it in case of an emergency?

What if we upgraded it to get the latest version?

Does this make you think, "Hmmm. where IS my Bible?

Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phones, we don't ever have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill!

Submitted by TER ESA

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in reply

Submitted by Angelwings

~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:

A young couple, very much in love, were getting married in church. However, Sue the wife was very nervous about the big occasion and so the vicar chose one verse that he felt would be a great encouragement to them.

The verse was 1 John 4:18 which says:
“There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.”

Rather unwisely, the vicar asked the best man to read it out and to say that the vicar had felt that this was a very apt verse for Sue and that he would be preaching on it later in the service.

However the best man was not a regular churchgoer. And so he did not know the difference between John’s Gospel and the First Letter of John.
So he introduced his reading by saying that the vicar felt was a very apt verse for Sue. But he read John 4:18, which says,

“You have five husbands and the one that you now have is not your husband.”

Source: SermonCentral Weekly Newsletter,
http://www.sermoncentral.com/newsletter_subscribe.asp

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

Milk Thistle Drug Blocks Lung Cancer In Mice
June 27, 2006 05:27 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Silibinin, a drug derived from milk thistle, destroys lung cancer in mice, investigators at the University of Colorado, Denver report in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute. For more on the story: http://tinyurl.com/h23tu

Source: Reuters, http://reuters.com


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