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WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 9, 1998

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime. - Dale Carnegie

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A young Junior high student in our church was discussing the popular bracelet, WWJD, with his mother and we all know that it means "What Would Jesus Do", but he said to his mother, "It could also mean "Walk With Jesus Daily". What a wonderful group of young people we are raising in our community. - Tom Crawford

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.

AAAAA Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous ASCII to ASCII

All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.

Any nitwit can understand computers. Many do.

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.

Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.

"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

I'm a modemer and I'm OK. I post all night and I sleep all day.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!

Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window.

Now touch these wires to your tongue!

Real programmers don't eat cache.

Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK!

Your password is pitifully obvious.

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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boys position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

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~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

Although an alligator can close its jaws with the force sufficient to break a person's arm, the muscles that open its jaws are so weak that it is possible for a man to hold the mouth of a full-grown alligator shut with only one hand.

Source: "Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts"

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