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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 10, 1998

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not. - Henry Fielding

Shared by 4 THOUGHTS of the week http://www.netastic.com/4tow/4tow.html



I've never made a fortune. ... And I'll never make one now.
But it really doesn't matter ... 'Cause I'm happy anyhow.
As I go along my journey ... I'm reaping better than I've sowed.
I'm drinking from the saucer ... 'Cause my cup has overflowed.
I don't have a lot of riches ... and sometimes the going's rough,
But while I've got my family to love me, ... I think I'm rich enough.
I'll just thank God for the blessings ... That His mercy has bestowed,
I'm drinking from the saucer ... 'Cause my cup has overflowed
If You give me strength and courage ... When the way grows steep and rough,
I'll not ask for other blessings, ... I'm already blest enough.
May I never be too busy ... To help bear another's load
Then I'll be drinking from the saucer ... 'Cause my cup has overflowed.
-Author Unknown

Shared by Allen J. Zembik via Sharon Unger

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


1. :-x a. Santa Claus

2. C=:-) b. Smokes a pipe

3. *(:-) c. My lips are sealed

4. *:o) d. Cyclops

5. O-) e. Bozo the clown

6. [:-) f. Chef

7. :-)) g. Wearing a walkman

8. :-7 h. Double chin

1. c., 2. f., 3.a., 4. e., 5. d., 6.g., 7. h, 8. b.

(Shared by Paul Thompson [:-)


Upon landing hard, the pilot gets on the PA system, "Sorry folks for the hard landing. It wasn't the pilot's fault, and it wasn't the plane's fault. It was the asphalt."

(Shared by Martin Lee)

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

The liver, not the heart, is the sign of romance in northern Morocco.... When a Moroccan girl falls in love she says, "Darling, you have stolen my liver."

(Shared by Just 4 Laughs! http://www.GeoCities.com/Hollywood/Set/6993 )

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