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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 25, 1998

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

It is the general rule of the moral universe that those men prosper who do their work with all their hearts, while those are almost certain to fail who go to their labor leaving half their hearts behind them. - Charles Spurgeon, "Morning and Evening Daily Readings"


"Take up the cross, and follow me." - Mark 10:21 - Part 2 of 2

Beloved, the cross is not made of feathers, or lined with velvet, it is heavy and galling to disobedient shoulders; but it is not an iron cross, though your fears have painted it with iron colors, it is a wooden cross, and a man can carry it, for the Man of sorrows tried the load. Take up your cross, and by the power of the Spirit of God you will soon be so in love with it, that like Moses, you would not exchange the reproach of Christ for all the treasures of Egypt. Remember that Jesus carried it, and it will smell sweetly; remember that it will soon be followed by the crown, and the thought of the coming weight of glory will greatly lighten the present heaviness of trouble. The Lord help you to bow your spirit in submission to the divine will ere you fall asleep this night, that waking with to-morrow's sun, you may go forth to the day's cross with the holy and submissive spirit which becomes a follower of the Crucified. - Charles Spurgeon, "Morning and Evening Daily Readings"

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

WINDOWS 95 ERROR CODES - Part 3 of 3

Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory: Only 50.312.583 Bytes available and

WinErr: 625 Working Error: The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes. Please reboot.

WniErr: 902 Screen Error: The system is working perfectly, Windows is not lying, your monitor is wrong.

WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt: Hang on, WHAT was that?

WinErr: 72b Memory Error: What? Tell Windows again.

WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: Although your disk is in perfect condition (Windows just formatted it), Windows didn't like it any more.

WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error: The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimized, so Windows had to mess them up and put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place.

WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error: Send $200 to Gates or your computer will get so messed up it will never work again.

WinErr: 394 Memory Error: You have been attempting to run this on a Pentium 200 with 128 MB of RAM. That is not good enough.

WinErr: 872 Windows can't be bothered doing that.

(Shared by Kitty's Daily Mews http://www.katscratch.com)


There was a break at the prison yesterday. An ex-fortune teller, described as being short with dark hair, broke out of prison. The public is advised to be on the lookout for a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE.

(Shared by Tom Thompson via Bill's Punch Line tcmrtalk@airmail.net)

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

(Shared by Just 4 Laughs! http://www.GeoCities.com/Hollywood/Set/6993)

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