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WITandWISDOM(tm) - June 17, 1998


Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person. (Shared by Robbi Mikkola)


"And the sheep follow Him; for they know His voice." John 10:4

A tour group traveling in the Middle East was told by the tour guide to watch for the sheepherders. "A shepherd never drives his sheep, but rather leads them," he said. So they began watching for an opportunity to see this in action. But the first group of sheep they saw were being DRIVEN, urged on with sticks and stones and shouts. They checked the matter out to discover what had happened to the sheepherding business, and learned that they had happened upon a group of sheep being taken by the butcher! - Morris L. Venden


HI, MY NAME IS: Part 2 of 2

And I'm Rose, I'm a gardener.
Clarence, I specialize in end-of-season inventory closeout sales.
Manuel, I write introduction books.
Ruby and Pearl, We're jewelers.
Marshall, I'm a peace officer.
Gil, I'm a fisherman.
Avery, I raise birds.
Cliff, I'm a mountaineer.
Cary, I'm a porter.
Barry, I'm an undertaker.
Chevy and Mercedes, We are car dealers.
Abbie, I'm a Mother Superior.
Belle, I play the carillon.
Candy, I'm a confectioner.
Leo, A lion trainer.
Ham, I raise pigs.
Otto, I'm a car mechanic.
Herald, I'm a messenger.
Ray, I'm a roentgenologist.
Faith, I'm a minister.
Bart, I drive a bus.
Frank, the Hot-Dog vendor.
Holly, I'm a holiday decorator.
Shelly, I'm an expert on mollusks.
Rich, A successful investment banker.
Brooks, I'm an irrigation consultant.
Lute, I'm a musician.
Tellie, A gossip columnist.
Victor, and I'm a winner in everything I do.

(Shared by Stan Kegel via The Funny! List owner-funny@peak.org)


If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road. -Charles Farr

. . . Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

(Shared by Keith's Mostly Clean Humor & Weird List KSullivan@worldnet.att.net)


The United States flag and currency. Just one? more comment. . . We hear from John L. Hoh, Jr. - The American flag "does" appear on Hawaiian currency!

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