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WITandWISDOM(tm) - April 5, 2005
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

People are in greater need of your praise when they try and fail, than when they try and succeed. - Bob Moawad, Business leader

Source: DailyInBox Presents, http://dailyinbox.com

~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:



~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

Appropriate Work Related First Names

Hi, My Name is...

Abbie, I知 a Mother Superior.

Art, I'm a museum curator.

Avery, I raise birds.

Barry, I知 an undertaker.

Bart, I drive a bus.

Bea, I知 in the honey business.

Belle, I play the carillon.

Bill, I run a collection agency

Brigham, I知 a chauffeur

Brooks, I知 an irrigation consultant.

Bud, I知 in flowers.

Candy, I知 a confectioner.

Carol, I sing during the holidays.

Cary, I知 a porter.

Chevy and Mercedes, We are car dealers.

Chuck, I'm a butcher.

Clarence, I specialize in end-of-season inventory closeout sales.

Cliff, I知 a mountaineer.

Curt and Rod, we are in the drapery business.

Dean, A college chancellor.

Faith, I知 a minister.

Frank, the hotdog vendor.

Gail, I知 a meteorologist

Gene, I'm a DNA researcher.

Grant, I would be a loan officer.

Herald, I知 a messenger.

Herb, I知 a cook.

Holly, I知 a holiday decorator.

Hugh, I知 a painter.

Iris, I知 an ophthalmologist

Jack, I知 a banker.

John, I知 a plumber

Leo, A lion trainer.

Les, I知 a dietician.

Lute, I知 a musician.

Manuel, I write instruction books.

Marshall, I知 a peace officer.

Mike, I知 an announcer

Otto, I知 a car mechanic.

Phillip, I知 a service station attendant.

Rich, A successful investment banker.

Rob, I知 a thief.

Rose, I知 a gardener.

Ruby and Pearl, We池e jewelers.

Shelly, I知 an expert on mollusks

Sherry, I知 a wine-master.

Stu, I also cook.

Sue, I知 also a lawyer.

Toni, I知 a hair dresser.

Wade, and I知 in swimming pool maintenance.

Victor, and I知 a winner in everything I do.

Will, I知 a lawyer.

Woody, A Forester.

Source: Strange Cosmos, http://strangecosmos.com

~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:

A few days before Easter my mother took some chocolate eggs to an acquaintance--a nun who lived with seven or eight others. She didn't want to disturb their morning prayers, so she left her package in a plastic bin outside their front door. She also left her business card, on which she had written the nun's name.

When she hadn't received any acknowledgement by mid-afternoon, she phoned her. Apparently she hadn't received the package, so my mother told her that she had left some chocolate eggs on the porch.

"That would explain the curious note we found this morning!" she exclaimed. "It read: 'Thank you. This is truly appreciated.' It was signed, 'The Milkman.'"

Submitted by Lorraine

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

College Costs Over the Years

The cost of a college education has jumped about 70% over the last 10 years nearly three times the rate of inflation. The average annual tuition, fees, room and board:

1976
Private: $3,977
Public: $1,936

1986
Private: $9,852
Public: $4,050

1996
Private: $18,357
Public: $7,142

Today
Private: $26,854
Public: $10,636

From: The College board; Bureau of Labor Statistics

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